Time Magazine: Best Diet is "Eat Less Food"

Well, I'm glad somebody had the balls to say it. Time picks up a study published in the New England Journal of Medicine and runs with it like it's a new discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls or something. Apparently, eating less calories than you burn makes you lose weight.

No shit? You mean all this time, all my brother had to do was eat only half of his garbage plate, and he wouldn't be in the running for World's Fattest Man? Although, after all these years, I had no idea my brother was Left Handed.

Time also provides a handy slide show of things that make people eat more. My favorite is the revelation that restaurants will keep their thermostat low so that people will eat more, because being cold makes you hungry.

And here all this time, I thought it was because Kitchens are fucking hot, what with all the open flame and gigantic ovens and whatnot, not to mention the fact that waiters and waitresses are hustling all over the place, schlepping 72 oz. steaks to your table.

But shit, at least it's low carb.