While waiting with bated breath for my brother to publish his weigh-in, I'm sitting in the computer lab at the University of San Francisco, where the signs admonishing people to stay the fuck off their cell phones is routinely ignored.
For example, this fucking asshole sitting next to me at this very moment. He answered his iPhone, and then said, "I'm emotionally flat...I'm just going to delete my facebook account...I'm sorry, because it's just dumb...and it could hurt my eventual political career...I mean, I just don't want all these people knowing this stuff about me...St. Patrick's day is just stupid. Especially for people who aren't Irish but celebrate it, it's just dumb. I just think it's a dumb, capitalized, commercialized holiday...no it's just, I think...I'm sorry...it's just the way I'm feeling today...[huge sigh]...maybe I'm just it's why I hate America, it's so commercialized, from the arts to the internet to everything it's just the way this shit hole country is...that's why i'm going to the international law school so I can work in another country..."
And blah blah blah. Just go fucking kill yourself.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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There's so much life in that guy, and so much emotional larceny in all these others....
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