I'm Back

So I have to admit, it's been very hard to focus on the blog lately, as I have been very busy at work. At least it's given John some time to catch up on clowning me. I have noticed that the readership has taken a nose-dive in the past week and a half, and I apologize that my brother is not very interesting, nor in the least bit funny.

The good news is that he finally got his book published, and I was really away in Arizona figuring out how to promote it. The first thing we did was get him a hair piece because let's face it, bald is okay, and sometimes fat is okay, but being the bald fat guy is just tough.

Another reason I have been away is because I've always got to fix my brother's screw-ups. Unfortunately he made a retarded blunder in choosing his pen name and I was meeting with some lawyers to figure out what to do. He'll probably get sued, but hey, that's why we pay lawyers. Just make sure you all buy it so John will have something to pay them with.

Just for the sake of trivia, he was going to call the book Too Fat to Fuck, but his mom convinced him to change it because she would be too embarassed at her obese-anon meetings. I mean, it was hard enough for her to stand up in the first meeting and say "My name is John's mom and he's a fat son of a bitch." I don't even think she realized her poor choice of wording when everyone chuckled.