Learn Something New Everyday

Today I learned that if I wear a headband when I work out, it keeps the sweat out of my eyes. I was concerned about looking like a dork, though, so I wore the toughest headband I have, my Oakland Raiders headband.

The Raiders Headband is Macho enough

You may also have noticed that my butch mustache is gone. Sorry about that. It really did work. I had my best month of fitness yet. It was so good, I figure, that I should grow a full beard this month.

Because history is full of heroes with beards that were tough and in great shape. People like Moses, Jesus, Black Moses, Z.Z. Top, and Abe Lincoln. Everybody loves them. And it proves that if a man has a beard, he's destined for great things.

On second thought...maybe not so much.

So maybe beards like those dudes have is a little overkill. Maybe I should just try to rock a Joey Fatone beard.

It works for my lawyer. Ask anyone who knows him, he looks exactly like Joey Fatone. And, he's not only my lawyer, he's one of my fitness heroes, because back in the day, when we were both bachelors, and before he was a lawyer, he was my roommate. More than a roommate, though, he was a coach. He taught me a great set of ab exercises.

So I know what I'm talking about.