Post-Workout High

Endorphins, I guess. If I keep this up, I probably won't need to take Wellbutrin any more, and Tom Cruise will sleep better at night.

Speaking of religious fanatics, there's this guy who hangs out in the parking lot of our apartment complex who is a Mormon, I guess, because he has these little cards with a painting on one side of some people dressed like gladiators and roman wenches, sitting on the steps of a temple, getting blinded by the sun exploding. On the back it has an 888 number to call and get a free Book of Mormon.

This dude wears sweat pants every day except for Sunday, when he puts on pants and a polo shirt. Today being Tuesday, he has high-water sweats, and heavy blue parka. He doesn't blink, and speaks with a heavy, Eastern European accent.

But's that accent is not his only handicap. I think he's also "special," if you catch my drift. The not blinking was the first clue, but the second clue is that he never remembers me. I've received three cards from him so far, one in Spanish. I've refused him 4 other times with a polite "no thank you," and once when he asked, "Do you have this card for free book?" I said, "Yes, Thanks," because he'd given me one three hours earlier.

Maybe he's like a cross between these guys. the dude in Memento without any short-term memory, Warren from There's Something About Mary....

WHAT THE FUCK?!

The guy who played Warren--W. Earl Brown--is the same guy who played Dan Dority in Deadwood?

I can't wrap my brain around this. The guy who said "Franks and Beans!" is the same guy who pulled out Captain Turner's eye in the greatest fight in television history?

(Don't press "Play" on this if you're squeamish about violence. This shit is ultra violent. It might be NSFW, too)




I'm so glad I have this blog just so I can learn things that. This might make W. Earl Brown the finest actor of his generation. Who else has this kind of range?